What's the worst advice you could give in this situation?

Given these 3 scenarios, what's the most inappropriate thing you could say? How bad can your advice be?








1. You and your neighbor work for the same company. On the same day, you are promoted to Junior Executive but he is fired.





2. A twelve year old boy tells you he gets beaten up frequently at school.





3. A woman you met at a local bar tells you her husband just left her for a Asian cross-dresser.What's the worst advice you could give in this situation?
1. Go beat the sh!t out of the boss...


2. Spit in the kids face


3. Kill ur husband and the asian cross-dresserWhat's the worst advice you could give in this situation?
Sucks to be you
Laugh at all 3