Can I get some bad advice?

My Sister just informed me that my EX is going to try to contact me. He did a bad thing at Xmas and I have been ignoring him since. What kinda bad advice can you give me?Can I get some bad advice?
Have him drawn and quartered.Can I get some bad advice?
Have sex with him, then get married.
have sex with your ex?


you know you want to
Castrate him.
when you go to answer the door to him make sure youve just spilled cold water down the front of your white tee-shirt %26amp; tell him you will only be two minutes coz you have to dry yourself off.throwing him the towel you giggle as you run up the stairs.
You want bad advice? Take him back.





If you can ignore him for a month, you don't need him.
Don't answer the phone, change your number, get caller ID, move, don't call him back, don't answer the door, get one of those little door peeker things (don't know what they are called), so you can see who's at the door before you open it.








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Maybe you should listen to his side of the story. You don't have to get back together with him, or even be friends again. But at least he'll leave you alone after he's done talking. That'll give some closure to the relationship.
drop a TV o his head
LOL Bad Advice? Hmmm .. have unprotected drunken sex with him; give him all your credit cards and bank account numbers, rub his feet and clip his toenails;bend over and let him use your as.s as a table for his beer and ashtray...oh yeah, go fix him a turkey potpie, ******
Reelly Bad Advice: Hook up with yer EX again when he contacts you.





Sorta Bad Advice: Strike up a nice friendship with yer EX when he contacts you.





Reelly Reelly Bad Advice: (content censored)
Smack him upside the head with a wooden spoon.
It's time for a bootie call . . .
MOOOO.!
Bad advice:


Contact him first, don't wait for him to contact you.


Tell him all is forgiven and apologise for ignoring him.


Actually, apologise for being such a strong willed woman and assure him that no other man can ever fill his shoes.


Light plenty of candles, have champagne on ice and listen to all of ';your songs'; when you first met.


Get totally blasted and see where the rest of the evening leads too...
Bad advice? Call him and beg him to take you into his home and abuse you.





Good advice? Stay far away as possible and don't give him your number.