GIMME SOME BAD ADVICE!!!Can I have some bad advice?
streak tonite at the preimire of twilight and tell everyone how you want edwards body.Can I have some bad advice?
When you like a guy call him all of the time, every day and be sure to tell him you love him after a couple of weeks. Also be very jealous of every other women, even his sister and mom.
Want some more???
Eat lots of pizza and drink beer every day. Call out to work and just stay home ordering pizza and drinking beer, do it for months and months. Never leave your house, just order it in, the beer too.
Buy a bunch of stuff on credit. Everything that you have ever wanted you should buy, don't save for it though, just put it on your credit card that way you don't have to wait.
The best piece of bad advice that I have to offer entails swimming in the ocean. Always make sure to tie pieces of dead bloody chicken scraps around your ankles, especially if you're surfing.
Drink and drive.
Mess with Texas.
Forget the Alamo.
Jump off a skyscraper.
Go sky diving without the chute.
Sit on the hood of your car next time you and your friend are going somewhere.
Forget condoms.
Punch a teacher.
Skip work for a month.
Spend your whole paycheck to stock up on your favorite candy.
Roundhouse kick Chuck Norris in the face.
go swimming with a brick tied to you !
drop the soap
dont get the flu jab and visit grannie
eat my cooking
beleive the prime minister
listen to politics
dont use a condom
steal a nasa rocket :)
get drunk...try to wee in bushes
listen to your mum
listen to anyone when drunk
get in black cabs drunk
eat my cookie %26gt;=D
put stupid polls up :)
eat yellow snow
walk in the street without looking
jump off a bridge
play russian rullet with a fully loaded gun
tell your boss to kiss your @ss
play frogger in the street
don't wear a helmet when riding a motorcycle
growl back at the bear
play with the copperhead snake
first up have as much unprotected s*x as possible.Then set fire to all of your personal belongings,house include,becoming the next jack the ripper,then spead rest of life in jail.Yip this is pretty bad advise!
I got two...
stick ur penis in a meat grinder, is that bad enough?
Next time u have sex w ur girlfriend scream her sisters or bestfriends name, this one is not as bad as the first but they are both horrible advice, lol.
Don't use a condom
Cross the street in the middle of traffic
Get in your car, don't wear a seat belt and crash into a car going 100 mph
Its ok to use a hair drier in the shower
Sure. Never wear a condom when you have sex with a prostitute.
Make sure to lick the public bathroom floors.
And if you don't like the food that someone cooks for you, feel free to spit it in their face with disgust.
lol :)
Don't ever EVER eat food again, hit on guys instead of girls, all the money you have....you don't need it...get rid of it as soon as possible. Don't stop you car at red lights or crosswalks
oh just sleep with him already
please answer mine
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081120142251AAL6WDu
Mixing multiple hard drugs AND alcohol at the same time is the best thing you can do for yourself ever!!!! :D
DO IT NOW!!!!
*edit* I don't know what you guys are talking about!!!! Showering is WAY overrated!!!!
Condoms should never be used during sex! They dull the sensation and are not necessary at all.
Oh, wait, you wanted bad advice... Hmm
eat mcdonalds for 3 weeks straight
only eat beans and fresh fruit for 3 weeks straight
then theres stupid stuff lik walk of a building .... splat
Picking your nose and scratching your nuts and butt..... is a turn on!...... even, better: do them all at Once!
WOOO BABY!
say you never want to die, on opposite day
:)
and try to blow dry your hair, while your still taking a shower :)
Go deep sea diving without a scuba suit and go as low as possible.
Have sex with the girl who always stands by the stoplight.
Go to a Behemoth concert in a Jonas Brothers T-Shirt.
-Go swimming when it's lightening out.
-Don't blowdry your hair in the shower...
-Stoves can be hot, so don't touch them.
Marry the 1st idiot that asks you to get married.
Eat dirt and cigarette ash, it gives you strong teeth and bones and prevents wrinkles.
Become vegan.
Do drugs.
%26amp; dont look both ways when crossing the street.
= )
Smoke.
Get drunk.
Um, jump of a cliff.
Can't think of anything else.
The train tracks are a very good place to walk on. especially when the are vibrating.
You will make friends easier if you walk around naked.
Jack off on the ceiling in front of the principal, your mom, and God
invest in the government
Go ahead and stick that fork in the wall outlet
stop asking questions
double negative lol cool
Take up smoking. Now that's some bad advice.
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